Sturgeon'sGeneral

I was born in the year of all Lord 1782. It was a cold December's day and I had work that evening. Back then jobs were so plentiful You could start work on your first day. When I came of age I joined Napoleon's 19th division where I served loyally for the first 83 years of my life. Prior to that I had worked in a damp moldy shop filled with old arcane scrolls and dusty K-pop albums. As I neared the end of my service with the 19th division I looked forward to starting new life in the Americas under the newly founded marshmallow administration that had been headed up by senator Peely in the previous years. I settled down for a time working odds and ends jobs. For a time I spent my hours turning toy sized dogs back into regular sized dogs for various clientele in the deep of Kentucky. Never could understand why they turn them so small to begin with, all that voodoo screws up the internal organs eventually. But I digress: the money was good and the hours were decent. However it wasn't not long after I began to crave the need for battle once more. I missed the leisurely time I had spent looking into the enemy's eyes as their soul slipped off the glass lens from which we all see the world. Feeling coddled by my new wealth and ease of magician's skill, I left my job and traveled to fight the war in the east. I heard that the next continent over was giving away free flat screen TVs for all recruits. I spent my first six months in the trenches of Rome where I made friends with several men who are dead now. After the first season had passed, one late night an assault captured our point. Most of my unit was killed in the fight however I and two other lieutenants survived. Desperate for a solution to our problems I had to use unconventional means and resort to my former skill set to allude death once again. On the third night of our capture I noticed that the enemy which took our point had run low on food rations and had decided to cook up two smaller chihuahuas that I'd seen previously on the battlegrounds days before. I knew that this would be my only chance of escape so I waited until the men cooked the dogs and ate their fill. It was only once both dogs had been fully consumed that I opted to use my magician skills to make both of the miniature dogs full-sized once again. What most professors of the skill won't tell you is that the toy size dog need not be alive to be brought back to regular dog size. It was almost instantaneous that all of the men began to scream and moan as their stomachs burst from oversized contributions of meat suddenly appearing where there had been very little only moments before. The men who had been glad to get a drumstick thinking that they had the best eating of the evening came only to find out that there would be an entire full-size dog leg present in their belly were the loudest. Once the guttural sounds of the platoon had come to a silence I proceeded to rub through my ropes and make due to check on the other two lieutenants. When I found them it was clear that they had somehow managed to get served the dog meat. A detail that led me to believe that the men who had survived besides myself had probably bargained with the enemy in order to get fed. I didn't blame them,They were good men. Besides It worked out in the end. I found no radio on the enemy's men so whatever intel they could have possibly given died with them there that night. Along with any hope I had forever owning a Chihuahua, once you know how sweet they smell over the barbecue you can never go back.

Neuropa

I'm a 39 year old single guy from the mid/south of The Netherlands. I have developed a knack for anything war (especially WW2) related. So naturally, as a gamer, I ended up with HLL. I love the realism part of it.

XFATEX

I love ww2 games especially hell let loose I'm looking to find active people to play with because I'm bored of playing solo.

AvocadoNStuff

I am looking to join a Unit in which I can enjoy Hell Let Loose in a more organized way. I have been in MILSIM groups in War of Rights and Arma III. However, I am expecting to be busy with real life work and cannot promise to be the most active member. That being said I will work hard and make my best effort to attend. I believe myself to be mature as well as a good team member. I have been noted to have good leadership both in games and real life.

Hunter

I have a lot of experience with tanks and really enjoy playing with them I just bought the game so dont know much about each class but im pretty familiar with tank stuff