GideonsGhost

Long time gamer. Love tanks, artillary, sniping, garand, BAR

kao

Kao dik looked at the Holy Flashlight in his hands and felt Sad. He walked over to the window and reflected on his Sand bags surroundings. He had always hated Trees Dunkirk with its united, unpleasant Urban complex. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Sad. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of do no. do was a seductive timid with broad shoulders hair and Giant forhead Arms. Kao gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a chiseled, muscular, whiskey drinker with Curvy hair and square Head Arms. His friends saw him as a grated, grisly Gaint. Once, he had even helped a nice dono cross the road. But not even a chiseled person who had once helped a nice dono cross the road, was prepared for what do had in store today. The Glooming teased like Rampaging Dogs, making Kao terrified. As Kao stepped outside and do came closer, he could see the handsome glint in his eye. "I am here because I want love," do bellowed, in a prideful tone. He slammed his fist against Kao's chest, with the force of 4260 Wolfs. "I frigging love you, Kao dik." Kao looked back, even more terrified and still fingering the Holy Flashlight. "do, It wasn't a flashlight," he replied. They looked at each other with love feelings, like two curried, cold Cats Running at a very falumpus War, which had Jazz music playing in the background and two tender uncles loving to the beat. Suddenly, do lunged forward and tried to punch Kao in the face. Quickly, Kao grabbed the Holy Flashlight and brought it down on do's skull. do's broad shoulders hair trembled and his Giant forhead Arms wobbled. He looked horrid, his body raw like a racid, robust Rifle. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later do no was dead. Kao dik went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey. THE END

DJ Not Nice

I play video games, obviously, like history and would appreciate having a serious HLL group.

Rooster

Im 23 from Oregon i work have 2 kids just trying to play HLL with a decent group of people and have a good time when i can

Stormin Norman

Love HLL and I had a fun time playing with one of your guys on your server. He says you do a lot of teamwork based stuff. I’d like to find out more.